The Battle For The Future!!!

Just kidding, it's just our weekly battle segment that you all enjoy so much. Who will JoJo crush under his boot of infamy this time? Who will he slay and feed to the plethora of homeless Antarctic kittens? Who will read this and waste their time? All answers you will be given today, IT'S TIME!!! FIGHTING OUT OF THE BLUE CORNER.... JoJo The Travelin Sideshow, this man is made of a shiny epoxy resin and uses Antarctic martial arts skills and a big gun to dominate his opponents. FIGHTING OUT OF THE RED CORNER.... The Black Fury, this man is an unknown evil scum lord, using what appears to be alien like weaponry to attempt world domination. LETS GET IT ON!

JoJo was caught unaware as he came into his rundown apartment!

The Black Fury pounced!!

He has JoJo pinned in a precarious position!

OH NO!! JoJo is stabbed! :(

Sweep move, JoJo uses his weapon to take out The Black Fury's legs!

Everything is back on the up and up and JoJo is in control!

But WAIT! The Black Fury pulls a blizzard fast backflip scissor kick to the shoulders type move!!

Not looking good again...

JoJo leaps to his feet and they lock into an eternal struggle.

Ahah, but not so fast, it was only a moment before JoJo overcame The Black Fury!!

It's over Fury, surrender to the might of JoJo!

As you can see, it's futile to face off with the master of disaster, the vindicator of the slovenly, the hero of the hoagies, the ice cream of the bowl, the... okay. Sorry. Have a good day, the next battle will be just as epic that I can assure you, for JoJo he does not toy with weaklings. Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!!